3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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