We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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