She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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