Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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