It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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