in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
