He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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