i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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