Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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