so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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