I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just want to make out with him forever
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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