He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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