I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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