I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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