3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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