your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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