Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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