Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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