Please, let me fuck your mom
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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