Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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