I wish I could punch you in the face.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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