If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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