at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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