go do what you do best...puke behind churches
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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