Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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