I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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