North Korea, Best Korea!
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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