the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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