Cold hands, warm shart.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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