Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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