Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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