if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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