did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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