too bad you live with your parents still
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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