I am in a vortex of obligation.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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