You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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