Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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