Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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