i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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