im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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