"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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