"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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