BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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