Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Ketchup is God's man juice
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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