all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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