Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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