I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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