My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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