we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you didnt know i had herpes?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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