well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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