I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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