Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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