Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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