I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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