Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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